Introducing Roxy's Best Of...Bay Head, New Jersey

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a gal of wealth and taste
I've been bloggin' around for three long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when The Bluffs
Served beer and cocktails shine or rain
Made damn sure that
Dennis Foy
Washed his hands before you ate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name (Roxy)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Bay Head Bistro
When I saw it was a time for a change
Theresa's South served up dinners
Mueller's Bakery set out a cake

I rode a tank
In the East Avenue rank
When summer camp raged
And the mussels stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While London and Maddie
Caught their first waves
Out on Mount Street Beach


I shouted out,
Who's got clothes for me?
When after all
It was The W.A.S.P. and The Bee

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a gal of wealth and taste
And I made plans for Crab Shack dinners
every weekend 'til we reached Labor Day

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every Point Beach cop calls me criminal
And Martell's Tiki Bar sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me ROXY
cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name (Roxy)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game (Roxy)
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name (Roxy)
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name (Roxy)
Tell me baby, what's my name (Roxy)
I tell you one time, you're to blame (Roxy)
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who

Now, I have to say that when I rewrote the Rolling Stones' Sympathy for the Devil as Sympathy for the Housewife to introduce Roxy's Best Of... over on my Roxiticus Desperate Housewives blog, weird (bad) things happened. My computer crashed a few hours later, taking Roxy out of commission in the blogosphere (not to mention my investment banking career) for about a week. Here I am, back in business, taking a chance by rewriting those risky lyrics yet again on the Bay Head Blog. Please click on any of the links to explore my new Roxy's Best Of...Bay Head and the rest of the Roxy's Best Of...WordPress MU (Multi-User) Community, and do let me know what you think!

Thanks!
Roxy