As we count down to tonight's premiere of USA Network's new original series In Plain Sight, USA Networks asks: Where would you go if you were in the Witness Protection Program?
Roxy recommends: Bay Head, New Jersey.
If I had to be moved as a part of the Witness Protection Program, and my neighbors at the beach didn't already know me so well, I would just settle in for a year-round relocation to Bay Head, NJ. When Rex and the girls and I head down to the beach for the month of August, we stop once at Shop Rite in Wall Township to load up on supplies, then we rarely leave "the island" for an entire month. Unlike our year-round home in the Roxiticus Valley/Mendham Township, New Jersey, where we have to drive 20 minutes for anything, Bay Head has everything we need within walking or biking distance.
Central Market is on the corner of Mount Street and Route 35 for a different sub sandwich every day: classic Italian, tuna, sloppy joe, Central special, roast beef...
In a short walk around town, there are art galleries (Kate Leigh Cutler, the Anchor & Palette) as well as shopping...the Beach House Classic Board Shop, Artisan's Galleria, The W.A.S.P., The Bee and the Shopper's Wharf. We jump into the convertible and head over the bridge to the Crab Shack on Mantoloking Road in Brick when Rex wants to cook fresh seafood for dinner, or there are many restaurant choices nearby: the new Theresa's South on Mount Street and Route 35, Dennis Foy's Bay Point Prime on Route 35 headed into Point Pleasant Beach....I could go on and on.
In preparation for my relocation, I've taken the quiz, "Could you survive being in the Witness Protection Program"...
...and flunked with flying colors:
I guess I'd better stick with my life as a Roxiticus Desperate Housewife with a beach house in Bay Head, New Jersey. Come to think of it, some of my Bay Head neighbors are so secretive that they may have already relocated through the Witness Protection Program... I'm going to check out In Plain Sight tonight (Sunday, June 1st) at 10:00pm EDT on USA Network to learn more.